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This joke was nominated for best joke of the year.

This joke was nominated for best joke of the year.
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>      A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United
>      States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
>      says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving
>      me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
>  
>      The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.."
>  
>      The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having
>      such a beautiful country here in America."
>      The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
>  
>      The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops,
>      shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!"
>      That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am
>      not American."
>  
>      He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
>      She says, "No, I am from Africa."
>      Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
>      The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
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>      IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM YOU
>      WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Nonni 5 aur

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home.

1st kid says "A computer".

Teacher replies "That'd be very useful."

2nd kid says "a new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.

Little Johnny pops up and says " At my house we don't need nothin."

The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replies, "No I'm sure.........."  "When my sister started going out with a Muslim, I remember my

dad saying, "Well, that's the last fucking thing we need."

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