Wise Guys

Denny's: Wise guys

Stick

"Clydesdales/Stick" (Budweiser)

Global

Hyundai: Global Domination

Fundur

"Meeting" (Bud Light)

Nettur Þjóðverji í þessum

Taco Bell: Smooth Moves

SKIER

"Skier" (Bud Light)

Of þröngt þarna

SURVIVOR TEXAS STYLE

 
Due to the popularity  of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled,  Survivor, Texas-Style.

 
 
The contestants will  all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to  Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El  Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock , and Amarillo . From there they will go on  to Abilene , Fort Worth , and finally back to Dallas .

 
 
Each will be driving  a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: “I Love the Dixie Chicks,”  “Boycott Beef,” “I Voted for Obama,” “George Strait Sucks,” “Hillary in 2012,”  and “I’m here to confiscate your guns.”

 
 
The first one to make  it back to Dallas alive wins.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.