"Wife Wanted"

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife Wanted". Next day he received three hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Japanese scientists

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast,
They can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
 

A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
Granny replies, F*ck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!


Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room.. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'
Billy says, ' Wimbledon '.
 

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband,
'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.'
He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.


Wife gets naked & asks hubby,
'What turns you on more, my pretty Face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'
 

An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans
Over and says to her husband,
'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid'.

SPECIAL 1 TV (EP02) Jose gives his take on the transfer window

Flight of the Conchords - Business Time (Hlustið vel á textann)

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Bill Clinton Meets The Pope

 

 

Bill Clinton and the Pope die on the same day, but a mixup in the afterlife paperwork sends them to the wrong places, the Pope goes to hell and Bill goes to heaven.

After a couple of days they fix this problem and the Pope gets on the escalator to go to heaven and Bill gets on the other to go to hell.

The two pass each other on the way and Bill asks, "How bad was it down there?"

The Pope says, "Not that bad, kind of hot and noisy, but I am glad to be going up to heaven now. There's one thing up there I have been looking forward to."

Bill asks, "What is that?"

The Pope replies, "I want to meet the Virgin Mary."

Bill, shakes his head sheepishly and whispers to the Pope, "Too late."

Fyrir Iker Casillas viftur 3 glataðar auglysingar

Doritos Super Bowl XLIII Commercial: Free Doritos!

Frábær Bud Light AD

Bud Light Conan O'Brien/Swedish