Ben and Jerry's

Ben and Jerry's is coming out with an unbelievable new ice cream in
honor of the 44th President.

     It is being churned in Washington DC and appropriately being named:

Baracky Road ----half chocolate and half vanilla surrounded by fruits and nuts

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"tampon"

How do you annoy an archaeologist?

give him a tampon and ask what period it came from,

from me the person who has been insulted for 4 years about his quiff!

"Men And Childbirth"

What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

OMG

 

 

Chris Brown - Womanbeater

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Grínistar í New York bæta við setningu fyrir neðan

Photograph by amin torres

Coincidence?????????????

 

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.  The woman perked up and said, 'How about that?  I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 
'What a coincidence' the farmer said.  'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.' 
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman..' 
'What a coincidence!' said the farmer.   As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?' 
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!' 
'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.' 
'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 
'I used a different cock,' he replied. 
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said,  'What a coincidence

Joaquin Phoenix “Late Show With David Letterman” Video (02/11/09)