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Firing Squad

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all captured by a group of armed terrorists. The three women are told that they are going to be killed one at a time.

The men line up like a firing squad and the redhead is brought before them. The man in charge asks, "Do you have any last words before we kill you?" and the redhead answers, "Flood!" The men panic and run for high ground while the redhead gets away.

They figure out that they've been fooled, and come back. After lining up they bring out the brunette. Again the commander asks if the prisoner has any last words. The brunette answers, "Tornado!" When the men run for cover, she too gets away.

The blonde, watching the whole time smirks. "I've got it covered," she thinks. "No problem." So the firing squad brings her before them. "Have you any last words?" asks the commander. Grinning, the blonde insantly shouts, "Fire!"

Slæmur dagur...

Einn Góður

A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on,

'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.  

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, 

the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 

'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' 

She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.' 

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.........     

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Can I Stay?

 

The doorbell rang this morning. When I opened the door, there was my mother-in-law on the front step.
She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
I said, "Sure you can." And shut the door