Pants vs Panties

       

 

      Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

 

      He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'.'

 

      She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'

 

      I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

 

      'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

  

      On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try these on.'

 

      She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

 

      Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here- you try on mine.'

 

      He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

 

      Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'