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 STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE

 
A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real 
distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next 
table turned to look at her.
 
Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey
 
The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. 
 
The woman shook her head No!!!
 
With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her 
dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the 
crack of her butt.
 
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the 
obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
 
Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his 
beer.
 
Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody 
Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen 
somebody do it.'