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Kia Soul Hamster Commercial [HD]: Share Some Soul 2012

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Best Blond Joke of 2011

BEST blonde joke so far in 2011.......


A blonde motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.  The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me.  I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck.  My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo.  They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day.  Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me?  I'll give you $100 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.  So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!  There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of  a big crowd.  With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blond.  "What the hell are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde,"but we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World.

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile tureen into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this;
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn´t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under ...another sign that said "Logan´s Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William´s Big Stick did the trick" and I could hardly contain myself. But your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!" ……I just lost it

Ben Stiller announces "The Stiller Foundation" w/ Jennifer Aniston

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