Jæja þetta var semsagt bara grín hjá Útvarpsstöð en ekki Beyonce hroki !

 

Poor Beyonce. First there was that whole eye-splitting “unedited board feed” hoopla and now Sasha Fierce is being raked over the coals for something it seems she had nothing to do with.

Apparently, there’s more to that “Beyonce Lookalike” story we told you about yesterday.

On Tuesday, The Albertina Museum in Austria received a call from someone who claimed to be Beyonce’s manager. The caller stated that the singing superstar was on her way to the museum for a visit.

“We have had Brad Pitt and Nicolas Cage visit here,” museum press officer Verena Dahlitz told PEOPLE. “So this was not big news for us – to have celebrities visit.”

Approximately 30 minutes later, a woman in wrap-around sunglasses stepped out of a limo. And that’s pretty much where the trouble started.

“She was too thin for Beyonce,” Dahlitz said. “I thought she had probably lost weight.”

Officials at The Albertina were later informed that the woman was, in fact, not Beyonce, but actually a look-a-like hired by local radio station Krona Hit Radio.

“We were fooled,” Dahlitz admits with a chuckle. “We must be the most important museum in Vienna… because they chose us!”

Okay — they couldn’t tell that that wasn’t Beyonce? I mean, really. The girl’s more convincing as Leona Lewis than Beyonce!

PC

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library

A man goes to the library and asks to borrow abook on 'Suicide' ."Get lost" says the librarian, " you wont bring it back"!!

Þetta er nú bara með fyndnara og krúttlegustu myndböndum ársins

Shia LaBeouf in "No No No NOo" video

Eye Test - Banned Sprite Commercial

Nothing Works

I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week, by doing as little as possible.

I ignored my wife's not-so-subtle hints about completing certain jobs around the house, but I didn't realize how much this bothered her until the clothes dryer refused to work, the iron shorted and the sewing machine motor burned out in the middle of a seam. The final straw came when she plugged in the vacuum cleaner and nothing happened.

She looked so stricken that I had to offer some consolation.

"That's okay, honey," I said. "You still have me."

She looked up at me with tears in her eyes. "Yes," she wailed, "but you don't work either!"

Black Dynamite er fyndið ryk

Stúlka í bikíní drepur Zombies í Japan með samurai sverði

Þetta er gargandi snilld !!! Danza fer á kostum

Can't Miss My TV

( British Tourist In Gran Canaria, Spain)

I was told this story by a tour company rep. She told me an elderly couple got off the plane carrying a portable T.V. She approached them and said "Why did you bring a television? you have one in your room, they should have told you that." The old man replied "they did, we brought this because we didn't think we'd be able to get English programmes on a Spanish TV."