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Amy Winehouse has been placed on an experimental new drug in a last-ditch effort to conquer her addiction to heroin and crack cocaine. Amy has been prescribed Subutex, a non-addictive alternative to methdone, which has traditionally been used to curb heroin dependency.

“All Amy’s cravings for heroin will be gone.”

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 STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE

 
A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real 
distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next 
table turned to look at her.
 
Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey
 
The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. 
 
The woman shook her head No!!!
 
With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her 
dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the 
crack of her butt.
 
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the 
obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
 
Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his 
beer.
 
Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody 
Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen 
somebody do it.'

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PROUD TO BE WHITE?

Very interesting reading! !! !!!

Perhaps we should get rid of the term 'racist' all together and just live our lives...

Michael Richards better known as Kramer from tv's Seinfeld. This was his defence speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points.
Proud To Be White

Someone finally said it.
How many are actually paying attention to this?

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans,
Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans.

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You Call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,'
'Whitey,' 'Caveman' ... and that's OK.

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head,
Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ...
You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you,
so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.
If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) we'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month , we'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance'
OUR lives we'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber
of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.
Wonder who pays for that?
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American
pageant, but any colour can be in the Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students
scholarships you know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges
in the US . Yet if there were 'White colleges' THAT
would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were
marching for your race and rights. If we marched for
our race and rights, you would call us racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and
you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce
our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a
white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats
up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a
threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud.
But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists?

There is nothing improper about this e-mail.
Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.

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WEEKEND BOX OFFICE ESTIMATE June 27 - June 29
		Title		Engagements		Estimated Weekend Box Office
1.		Wall-E (DISNEY/PIXAR)	3,992	$62,500,000
2.	Wanted (UNIVERSAL)	3,175	$51,100,000
3.	Get Smart (WARNER BROS.)	3,915	$20,000,000
4.	Kung Fu Panda (PARAMOUNT/DREAMWORKS)	3,670	$11,700,000
5.	The Incredible Hulk (UNIVERSAL/MARVEL)	3,349	$9,200,000
6.	The Love Guru (PARAMOUNT)	3,012	$5,400,000
7.	Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (PARAMOUNT)	2,556	$5,000,000
8.	The Happening (FOX)	2,483	$3,800,000
9.	Sex and the City (WARNER BROS./NEW LINE)	1,755	$3,700,000
10.	You Don’t Mess With the Zohan (SONY)	2,147	$3,200,000
in millions of dollars

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