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Last year’s mega-hit Twilight will go head-to-head with Oscar-winning Best Film Slumdog Millionaire at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards later this month. Each film has received nominations in six award categories including Best Movie, Best Kiss and Breakthrough Performance Male.

MTV is also debuting two new categories for the show this year — “Best Song from a Movie” and “Best WTF Moment!”

Breaking from past tradition, this year, voting fans will be able to decide the winners. Here’s how you do it: Between May 4 - May 27, viewers can visit www.MovieAwards.MTV.com and vote for their faves.

The Best Movie category will remain open throughout the live show — allowing movie buffs to cast their votes down to the last nail-biting moments.

The 2009 MTV Movie Awards will be hosted by SNL’s Andy Samberg, and broadcast live from the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California on Sunday, May 31st at 9p.m./8p.m.

 

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Topless Photo of Miss California

 

Carrie, Carrie, Carrie….What are you doing? Trying to preserve the “honor” of “traditional marriage” by taking topless photos of your new tetas we see. What would Jesus say?!

 

The blogosphere is ablaze with buzz about topless and semi-nude photos of controversial anti-gay marriage activist Miss California Carrie Prejean. We hear there’s a whole series of these suckers about to leak. The first photo, which appeared just a few minutes ago on TheDirty.com

, shows a woman — who bares a stricking resemblance to the beauty queen — staring seductively into a camera while wearing only a pair of pink panties and using a strategically placed arm to cover her naughty bits.

Shame…

Alicia Jacobs, Entertainment Reporter at KVBC in Las Vegas, has seen all six of the photos and says some are much more revealing. Alicia believes the flicks may have been taken after Carrie’s pageant-financed breast augmentation about six weeks ago.

Hmmm…These explosive pictures could be devastating for Miss California, whose anti-gay marriage campaign recently resulted in a partnership with the National Organization for Marriage and helped to make made her increasingly popular with right-wing conservatives in recent weeks.

Can you guys believe the nerve of this bozo? Using the Lord Jesus Christ as an excuse to support inequality when she’s just as big a sinner as anyone?

Let this be a lesson to us all; you may want to refrain from chastising other people about how they live their lives when there are digital photos of your ass buried on somebody’s hard drive. This reminds me of something my mother always said when I was growing up- Ah, that’s right, something about stones and glass houses. Ring a bell?

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Einn gamall nú á íslensku

Guð byrjaði með að skapa asnann og sagði síðan við hann: - Þú ert Asni. Þú átt eftir að þræla hvern einasta dag og verður kallaður heimskur. Þú munt lifa í 20 ár. Asninn svaraði: Ojoj þetta hljómar ekki vel....getum við ekki sagt að ég lifi bara í 5 ár. - Guð samþykkti tillögu asnans.  Síðan skapaði Guð hundinn og sagði við hann: - Þú verður kallaður hundur og munt einbeita þér að því að hlýða, borða afganga og standa vörð um húsið. Þú munt lifa í 35 ár. Hundurinn svaraði: Ojoj, þetta verður ekkert skemmtilegt líf, er ekki nóg að ég lifi bara í 15 ár? - Guð samþykkti tillögu hundsins.  Nú skapaði Guð páfagaukinn og sagði við hann: - Þú verður kallaður páfagaukur. Þú munt sitja úti í horni og endurtaka allt sem sagt er til ama fyrir alla. Þú munt lifa í 75 ár. Páfagaukurinn svaraði: Þetta hljómar frekar einhæft og leiðinlegt. Getum við ekki bara sagt 50 ár og málið er dautt? - Guð samþykkti tillögu gauksa.  Að lokum skapaði Guð manninn og sagði við hann: - Þú ert karlmaður og munt lifa góðu lífi. Þú ert vel greindur og munt ráða ríkjum á jörðinni. Þú munt lifa í 20 ár. Maðurinn svaraði: Þetta hljómar allt mjög vel og ég mun örugglega una hag mínum vel. En get ég ekki lifað aðeins lengur? (og nú sannaði karlmaðurinn greind sína): - Get ég ekki fengið 15 árin sem asninn vildi ekki, 20 árin sem hundurinn afþakkaði og líka þessi 25 ár sem páfagaukurinn vildi ekki? Guð samþykkti tillögu mannsins.  Þess vegna lifir maðurinn æðislegu lífi upp að 20 ára aldri. Síðan giftir hann sig og þrælar næstu 15 árin og venst því að vera kallaður heimskur.
Næstu 20 árin fara í að uppfylla þarfir allra fjölskyldumeðlimanna, borða afganga og passa húsið. Að lokum situr karlmaðurinn síðustu 25 ár ævinnar úti í horni og endurtekur allt það sem sagt er, til ama fyrir alla í nánasta umhverfi.  

Eli Roth er Bastarður

 

Inglourious Basterds

Release Date: August 21, 2009
Studio: Universal Pictures, The Weinstein Company
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Screenwriter: Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Brad Pitt, Diane Kruger, Melanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz, Daniel Bruhl, Eli Roth, Samm Levine, B.J. Novak, Til Schweiger, Gedeon Burkhard, Paul Rust, Michael Bacall, Omar Doom, Sylvester Groth, Julie Dreyfus, Jacky Ido, August Diehl, Martin Wuttke, Richard Sammel, Christian Berkel, Sonke Mohring, Michael Fassbender, Mike Myers, Rod Taylor, Denis Menochet, Cloris Leachman, Maggie Cheung, Samuel L. Jackson
Genre: Action, Drama, War
MPAA Rating: Not Available
Official Website: Not Available

Plot Summary: “Inglourious Basterds” (sic) begins in German-occupied France, where Shosanna Dreyfus (Mélanie Laurent) witnesses the execution of her family at the hand of Nazi Colonel Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz). Shosanna narrowly escapes and flees to Paris, where she forges a new identity as the owner and operator of a cinema.

Elsewhere in Europe, Lieutenant Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt) organizes a group of Jewish soldiers to engage in targeted acts of retribution. Known to their enemy as “The Basterds,” Raine’s squad joins German actress and undercover agent Bridget Von Hammersmark (Diane Kruger) on a mission to take down the leaders of The Third Reich. Fates converge under a cinema marquee, where Shosanna is poised to carry out a revenge plan of her own…

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