Af hverju

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX
 
  (because they are plugged into a genius)

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2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
 
 
   (they don't have enough time)

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3. WHY DOES IT  TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

   (they don't stop to ask directions)

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4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

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(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

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5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
 
(so they  won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)  

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6. WHY DID GOD  MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

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7. HOW MANY MEN  DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know......it never happened)

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   ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

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8. WHY DID GOD PUT  MEN ON EARTH?
   (because a  vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and  laughter in your heart....Then  you are just an old sour fart!

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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt  seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What  setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .....'

And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the  happiest woman in the world.'  


The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'  

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of  the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I  mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.  

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Q:  What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?  
A:  A rumor  

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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him;  And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,  I'll beat him to death.  AMEN 

 

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A:  You did not hold the pillow down long enough.. 

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Q:  How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A:  Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'