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Apparently, a self-important college freshman attending a recent football
game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him
why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
 
'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one, the
student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear.  The young
people of today grew up with:
           Television
           Jet planes
           Space travel
           Man walking on the moon
           Our space probes have visited Mars
           We have nuclear energy, ships and electric and hydrogen cars
           Cell phones
           Computers with light-speed processing...and more. '
 
After a brief silence, the senior citizen responded as follows:
 
'You're right, son.  We didn't have those things when we were young
........so we invented them.  Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you
doing for the next generation?
'The applause was deafening.......