Bloggfćrslur mánađarins, september 2009

The Men Who Stare at Goats

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The Men Who Stare at Goats

Release Date: November 6, 2009
Studio: Overture Films
Director: Grant Heslov
Screenwriter: Peter Straughan
Starring: George Clooney, Jeff Bridges, Ewan McGregor, Kevin Spacey, Rebecca Mader, Terry Serpico
Genre: Comedy
MPAA Rating: Not Available
Official Website: TheMenWhoStareatGoatsmovie.com

Plot Summary: In this quirky dark comedy inspired by a real life story you will hardly believe is actually true, astonishing revelations about a top-secret wing of the U.S. military come to light when a reporter encounters an enigmatic Special Forces operator on a mind-boggling mission.

Reporter Bob Wilton (Ewan McGregor) is in search of his next big story when he encounters Lyn Cassady (Academy Award® winner George Clooney), a shadowy figure who claims to be part of an experimental U.S. military unit. According to Cassady, the New Earth Army is changing the way wars are fought. A legion of “Warrior Monks” with unparalleled psychic powers can read the enemy’s thoughts, pass through solid walls, and even kill a goat simply by staring at it. Now, the program’s founder, Bill Django (Oscar® nominee Jeff Bridges), has gone missing and Cassady’s mission is to find him.

Intrigued by his new acquaintance’s far-fetched stories, Bob impulsively decides to accompany him on the search. When the pair tracks Django to a clandestine training camp run by renegade psychic Larry Hooper (two-time Oscar® winner Kevin Spacey), the reporter is trapped in the middle of a grudge match between the forces of Django’s New Earth Army and Hooper’s personal militia of super soldiers. In order to survive this wild adventure, Bob will have to outwit an enemy he never thought possible.

“The Men Who Stare at Goats” was inspired by Jon Ronson’s non-fiction bestseller of the same name, an eye-opening and often hilarious exploration of the government’s attempts to harness paranormal abilities to combat its enemies.


Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson (58)

Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson (58)
Jennifer Pena (26)
Wade Robson (27)
Constantine Mouralis (34)
Bobby Lee (37)
Matthew Settle (40)
Anastacia (41)
Malik Yoba (42)
Doug E. Fresh (43)
Bryan Singer (44)
Kyle Chandler (44)
James Urbaniak (46)
Baz Luhrmann (47)
Dustin Nguyen (47)
Rita Rudner (56)


Honestly, some folk will take offence at anything....

Honestly, some folk will take offence at anything....

I met a bloke at the bus stop with no legs  this morning. All I said was "How are you getting on?"



Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby.  "Is this yours?" she asked "Probably" said Paddy, "She burns everything else.."


A French girl sent an email to an agony aunt ..... "I am 12 years old and haven't had sex yet.  Do you think my brother might  be gay?"


My missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes and a broken jaw... It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio


A sex therapist has claimed that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears.  Personally I think that it's bollocks.


They reckon that beer contains female hormones.  I think they're right, 'cos after eight pints I talk crap and can't drive.



A vicar booking into a hotel asked the receptionist "Is the porn channel in my room disabled" "No" she replied "it's just regular porn, you sick bastard"


A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.  I said "How can you tell them apart?"  He said "Easy, her brother's got a moustache."

Burt Reynolds í međferđ

Burt Reynolds has entered rehab.

According to The Insider  the 73-year-old acting legend is seeking treatment for an addiction to drugs and alcohol. The news comes after The National Enquirer published a photo of the iconic star on the grounds of the Hanley Center, a rehab facility in West Palm Beach. The tabloid claims the ladies’ man was found semi-conscious in a pool of blood by an employee at his Florida home and later admitted to a local mental psychiatric hospital.

“After a recent back surgery, Mr. Reynolds felt like he was going through hell and after a while, realized he was a prisoner of prescription pain pills,” the star’s rep said in a statement Wednesday afternoon. “He checked himself into rehab in order to regain control of his life.”

 


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