Bloggfćrslur mánađarins, júlí 2009

Olives

Olives
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he staggered out.

"Well," said a customer, "I never saw anything as peculiar as that!"

"What's so peculiar about it?" the bartender said. "His wife sent him out for a jar of olives."

Zombieland plakat

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Zombieland


Release Date: October 9, 2009
Studio: Columbia Pictures (Sony)
Director: Ruben Fleischer
Screenwriter: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick
Starring: Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin
Genre: Comedy, Horror
MPAA Rating: Not Available
Official Website: Zombieland.com

Plot Summary:
Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) doesn’t have fears. If he did, he’d kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they’re about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.


Mischa Barton hćttuleg sjáfri sér!

Mischa Barton has been on a “destructive path” of drug use in recent months, sources close to the hospitalized starlet told PEOPLE Saturday.

The 23-year-old actress is currently under psychiatric evaluation at Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

On Wednesday, the former O.C. star was placed under a 5150 hold by Los Angeles Police detectives. Under the statue, someone who is gravely disabled or has a mental disorder can be held for up to 72 hours, however, doctors can request an additional 14-day hold if they believe a patient is not fit to be released.

Mischa’s friends accuse the star of drinking heavily and experimenting with drugs — to the concern of the people who love her.

A source told PEOPLE Magazine: “She has been on a destructive path for a while now. Her drug and alcohol use has gotten to a point where it drove people away. I don’t think she knows her limits.”

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Svampurinn minn Topp 20 - Vika 29 - 2009

20. Slow Potion - Asli - ( Goodman Remix )

19. Yellow Brick Road -  Anton Powers & Rossko - (E-Squire Mix)

18. Dreamin - Fonzerelli - (Original Mix)

17. Start Something - Martin Sorensen ( 40 Thieves Remix )

16. Lose You - Peaches

15. Dog Days are over -  Florance And The Machine - (An Optimo Espacio Industrial  Remix )

14. Hold the Line -  Major Lazer - (Djedjotronic Remix)

13. Teardrops - Eleze

12. Let The Bass Kick - Chuckie - ( Joachim Garraud Remix )

11. Elvi$  - Felix Da Housecat

10. Ill Get You - Classixx ft Jeppe

9.  Dolphy - Ajello - ( In Flagranti Re Edit )

8.   Box N Locks - MPHO

7.   Naked In The Rain - Blue Pearl 2009

6.   Battle Weapons Vol Stealth 1 - Roger Sanchez

5.   Love In July - Sally Shapiro (Le Prix Remix)

4.   This is our Night - Sander Kleinenberg

3.   Simple Things ( Work it out ) - Shit Robot ( Tod Terje Remix )

2.   Riverside - Sidney Samson - (Original Mix)

1.   Add This Song - Gus Gus  (Gluteus Maximus House Remix / Klovn Mix / 12")


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