Bloggfćrslur mánađarins, júlí 2009

Jennifer Lopez vill taka viđ af Paula Abdul sem dómari í American Idol

 

 

Jennifer Lopez is denying reports that she’s in the running to replace judge Paula Abdul on American Idol. The “Forever Your Girl” singer still has yet to sign a contract with producers to return to the judge’s table for the upcoming ninth season of FOX’s ratings juggernaught.

A rep for the star — who turned 40 on Friday — tells PEOPLE: “The rumor of Jennifer Lopez throwing herself in the ring to take over for Paula Abdul is completely false. Jennifer loves Idol but just as a fan. She just wrapped the feature film The Back-Up Plan, due out January 2010, and will release an album then as well.”

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Miracles Of Modern Medicine

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day he goes to see his chum, and finds him playing tennis. "Incredible!, " says his friend. "Medical science is amazing."
Another month goes by and the same two guys are again at the sawmill working when the same guy gets too close to the spinning blade and this time his leg gets cut off. Again his buddy takes the leg, puts it in a plastic bag and takes it to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day, he goes down to see his chum and finds him outside playing football. "Incredible!, " says his friend. "Medical science is amazing!"

Well another month goes by and again the same two friends are at the mill cutting wood when suddenly the same guy bends down too close to the blade and off comes his head. Well his friend takes the head, puts it in a plastic bag, and heads to the hospital to get it re-attached. The next day he goes to see his friend but can't find him. He sees the doctor walking down the hall and says, "Doc, where is my friend? I brought him in yesterday." The doctor thinks for a minute and says, "Oh yeah, some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."

Svampurinn Minn Topp 20 Vika 30

20. This is our Night - Sander Kleinenberg

19. Yellow Brick Road -  Anton Powers & Rossko - (E-Squire Mix)

18. Run This Town - Jay Z ft Rihanna & Kayne West

17. Elvi$  - Felix Da Housecat

16. Let The Bass Kick - Chuckie - ( Joachim Garraud Remix )

15. Dreamin - Fonzerelli - (Original Mix)

14. Meich - Dirty South , Sebastian Ingrosso

13. White Lies - Mr Hudson

12. Ill Get You - Classixx ft Jeppe

11. Baltic Pine EP - Boy 8-Bit

10. Solitary confinement -  Marco v feat khashassi

9.  Pianobytes - The Requesters

8.   Pearls Dream - Bat For Lashes ( Leo Zero Remix )

7.   Bad Blood - Simian Mobile Disco (ft. Alexis Taylor)

6.   Ready For The Weekend - Calvin Harris  (Fake Blood Remix)

5.   Simple Things ( Work it out ) - Shit Robot ( Tod Terje Remix )

4.   Riverside - Sidney Samson - (Original Mix)

3.   Add This Song - Gus Gus  (Gluteus Maximus House Remix / Klovn Mix / 12")

2.   Successful - Drake (feat. Trey Songz & Lil' Wayne)

1.   Óţekkt White Label lag sem ég fékk frá Dj Nielsen


ZOMBY - GODZILLA


I want to stay

 

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.

 

Kurt Vonnegut


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