Bloggfćrslur mánađarins, júlí 2008

Systir Lilo eđa ekki ţađ er spurningin

OK! Magazine and In Touch Weekly have obtained photos of the thirteen year old girl rumored to be Michael Lohan’s secret daughter. “Many times I offered to do this privately so the other Lohan kids wouldn’t be hurt,” Kristi Kaufmann, mother of Ashley Kaufmann, told OK! “But Michael would not live up to his obligations.”

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The buns aren’t out of the oven just yet, but Angelina Jolie has been admitted to a French hospital where she is expected to give birth to twins before week’s end.

Nadine Bauer, a spokeswoman for the Lenval Hospital in Nice, says the Oscar-winning actress is fine, adding that her admittance to the hospital’s maternity ward was pre-planned.

“The visit has been planned for a long time, there are no complications. She is just resting.”

Angelina will reain in the hospital until she gives birth.

The Associated Press is confirming that Brad's babymomma is currently in the hospital.

Nadine Bauer, a spokeswoman for the Lenval Hospital in Nice, says Jolie is fine and that everything is going well. She said the actress' admittance to the hospital's maternity wing had been planned for some time, however she would not confirm when Angelina was admitted.

Bauer said Jolie will almost certainly remain in the hospital until she gives birth. Has that happened already????

She said Jolie was admitted so she could be kept under surveillance and not to give birth immediately.

We hope everything goes well for Angie and the babies!

Update The French magazine, Closer, which claimed Jolie had already given birth just sent us the following statement.

"Angelina Jolie will give birth in the following days.

This morning we informed you that Angelina Jolie was supposedly giving birth.The actress is actually under observation at Lanval hospital in Nice. She was admitted on sunday afternoon and should remain there until she gives birth of her twins. She is to be due in the upcoming days."

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mbl.is Angelina lögst inn á spítala
Tilkynna um óviđeigandi tengingu viđ frétt

Deductive Reasoning

Man approaches to greet a new neighbor who is just moving into the house next door and asks what he does for a living.
Neighbor 1: I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning.

Man: Deductive reasoning? What is that?

Neighbor 1: Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog.

Man: That's right.

Neighbor 1: The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family.

Man: Right again.

Neighbor 1: Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife.

Man: Correct.

Neighbor 1: And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual.

Man: Yup.

Neighbor 1: That is deductive reasoning.

Man: Cool.

.....Later that same day...

Man: Hey I was talking to that new neighbor next door.

Neighbor 2: Is he a nice guy?

Man: Yes, and he has an interesting job.

Neighbor 2: Oh, yeah? What does he do?

Man: He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University.

Neighbor 2: Deductive reasoning? What's that?

Man: Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?

Neighbor 2: No.

Man: Faggot.


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