Tveir menn sátu hlið við hlið á pöbb í London.

Tveir menn sátu hlið við hlið á pöbb í London.

Eftir nokkurn tíma lítur annar þeirra á hinn og segir; Þegar ég heyri þig tala get ég ekki annað en ályktað að þú sért frá Írlandi.

Það er ég svo sannarlega, svaraði hinn hreykinn.

Ég líka, hrópar sá fyrri. Og hvaðan af Írlandi gætir þú verið, héllt hann áfram.

Ég er frá Dublin, svo sannarlega, svarar hinn.

Detti af mér allar dauðar lýs, ég er frá Dublín líka. Við hvaða götu bjóstu?

Hinn svarar; Í Yndislega friðsömu hverfi. Ég bjó skal ég segja þér við McCleary stræti, í gamla miðbænum.

Móðir María og allir hennar englar, svarar sá fyrri, Þetta er lítill heimur. Þarna bjó ég líka.

Í hvaða skóla gekkstu?

Skóla, sjáum nú til, Heilagrar Maríu auðvitað, svarar hinn.

Sá fyrri verður nú verulega upprifinn og segir með ákafa; Og , og hvenær útskrifaðist þú?

Sá seinni svarar; Sjáum nú til, ég útskrifaðist…. árið 1964.

Sá fyrri hrópar nú yfir sig; Drottinn hlýtur að brosa við okkur núna, ég get varla trúað hversu heppnir við erum að enda uppi saman hér í kvöld. Ég útskrifaðist líka frá skóla Heilagrar Maríu árið 1964.

Inn gengur Vicky og fær sér sæti við barinn og pantar sér drykk.

Barþjóninn Brian, gengur yfir til hennar hristir höfðið og tuldrar; Þetta verður langt langt kvöld í kvöld.

Afhverju segirðu það, Brian spyr Vicky

Murphy tvíburarnir eru aftur fullir.

Fólk

 

Sneddý

 Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

---On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

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On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

---On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

---On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.

---On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

---On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

---On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

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On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

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On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.

---On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

---On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

---On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

---On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

---On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

---On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Slúður forsíður USA

 

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Sixteen Candles 2 ?

One-time “Brat Packer” Molly Ringwald says she would love to star in a sequel to her classic teen comedy Sixteen Candles. The story of awkward high-schooler Samantha Baker, whose family forgets her sixteenth birthday, catapulted Molly to teen stardom in 1984. In a new interview with AOL Television, the actress urged director John Hughes to do a follow-up to the cult favorite.

Tekið af AOL

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Sacha Baron Cohen og Will Ferell leika Sherlock Holmes og Watson

Comedians Sacha Baron Cohen and Will Ferell have been cast to appear in a new comedy based on the classic Sherlock Holmes franchise. Columbia Pictures has greenlit a film, currently in pre-production, that will feature the Borat comic (Sacha Baron Cohen) as master detective Sherlock Holmes and Ferrell as Watson, Holmes’ partner is crime-solving,

Tekið úr Variety .

Friends The Movie í bígerð

Hey, remember when we told you about Courteney Cox’ plans to get the old Friends gang back together for a big screen adaptation of the the long-running “Must See TV” hit? Well Ross, Rachel and Monica could invade a cinema near you sooner than we thought.

“What’s held back a Friends movie so far is that people worried that Jennifer had simply become to famous to play Rachel again….But the truth is that Jennifer is finally willing to do it, and she’d love to work with that whole team of actors and producers again.”

Friends: The Movie may be released in the next eighteen months, a Hollywood insider says.

“The box office success of Sex And The City has really got their wheels spinning about how a Friends film could be just as big, if done right,” a source says in the Wednesday morning edition of the Daily Mail.

“Timing and the script are really important, but now that Courteney and Jen both have production companies, they can potentially get very involved in those decisions.”

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A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...

 

 

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

 

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

 

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

 

Officer: Can I see your license please?

 

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

 

Officer: Don't have one?

 

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

 

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

 

Older Woman: I can't do that.

 

Officer: Why not?

 

Older Woman: I stole this car.

 

Officer: Stole it?

 

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

 

Officer: You what?

 

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
 

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.
 

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

 

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

 

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

 

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

 

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

 

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

 

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

 

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
 

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

 

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

 

 

 

Don't Mess With Mature Ladies