PITT & JOLIE - 15 MILLJON DOLLARA TAKK OG SVO Á AÐ ÆTTLEIÐA BARN FRÁ KÍNA

We could snag our first look at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s newborn twins before the end of the week. Nice Matin, the French newspaper that broke news of Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt’s birth on Sunday, claims Hollywood’s royal couple has sold exclusive rights to the first photographs of the tykes to an unnamed US magazine for $15 million. According to the report out of France, the payday will benefit the couple’s two charitable organizations: the Jolie-Pitt Foundation and the Make it Right Foundation, an organization devoted to rebuilding Hurricane Katrina-ravaged New Orleans.

 

The head count for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s Rainbow Tribe may soon go up to seven. The A-listers, who celebrated the arrival of twins over the weekend, are contemplating adopting for the fourth time.

Brad and Angie are looking at orphans from China, National Enquirer insiders say.

“Even as the birth of their twins impended, Angie and Brad were already talking  ADOPTION again,” the source said.

“She’s devastated over the earthquake that occurred in China, she has been in constant touch with relief workers as part of her U.N. involvement - and even got her hands on photos of a few orphaned

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Burgeoning young actress Megan Fox has a secret ambition-the star of Transformers 2 wants to film an entire movie naked.

“I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?”

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Eiturlyfjafýkillinn bróðir hennar Madonnu fær peninga til að viðhalda fíkn sinni

Klikkið á linkinn til að lesa þetta frá Fíklinum óg bróðir hennar Madonnu , en eins og allir vita er hann búin að sjúga úr henni allan pening sem hann átti skilið og miklu meira en svo en Madonna sagði við hann að hann fengi ekki eyri meira ef hann færi ekki í meðferð sem HÚN myndi borga fyrir osfv en hann villdi ruglið meira en hjálp hennar og hvað þá honum vantar pening fyrir eiturlyf því þá ekki ljúga uppá frægu systir til að fá peninga ?

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Despite playing in over 3,000 theaters, Eddie Murphey's shiteously-reviewed new film, Meet Dave, opened to a disastrous $5.5 million this past weekend.

Thankfully, he's got a lot of money in the bank. Cuz, unless they're making another Shrek film, the tranny lover will never see another big paycheck again!

Hellboy 2 held the top spot in the U.S. this weekend, making $35.8 million.

Journey To The Center Of The Earth came in third with $20.6 mill.

And, Wall*E, which we saw on Friday and LOVED, made $18.8 million - good enough for a 4th place finish this weekend.

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Topp 10 í USA þess helgina

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE ESTIMATE July 11 - July 6
		Title		Engagements		Estimated Weekend Box Office
1.		Hellboy II: The Golden Army (UNIVERSAL)	3,204	$35,900,000
2.	Hancock (SONY)	3,965	$33,000,000
3.	Journey to the Center of the Earth (WARNER BROS./NEW LINE)	2,811	$20,600,000
4.	Wall-E (DISNEY/PIXAR)	3,849	$18,500,000
5.	Wanted (UNIVERSAL)	3,157	$11,600,000
6.	Get Smart (WARNER BROS.)	3,086	$11,100,000
7.	Meet Dave (FOX/NEW REGENCY)	3,011	$5,300,000
8.	Kung Fu Panda (PARAMOUNT/DREAMWORKS)	2,704	$4,300,000
9.	Kit Kittredge: An American Girl(PICTUREHOUSE)	1,849	$2,300,000
10.	Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (PARAMOUNT)	1,664	$2,200,000
in millions of dollars

Golden Saloon

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the
door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
"Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.

"At this new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden.
It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!"

The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the
phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon.
She calls up the place to check her husband's story.

"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the
phone.
"Yes it is," bartender answers.
"Do you have huge golden doors?"
"Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?"
"Most certainly do."
"What about golden urinals?"
There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling,
"Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your
saxophone last night!"