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1) What is the difference between women and puppies?

Answer: Puppies grow up.

2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?

Answer: Because they are…

3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

Answer: Who cares ?????..

5) What did God say after he created woman?

Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man.

6) What’s the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?

Answer: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.

7) What are two reasons why women don’t mind their own business?