Benefactor

A wealthy benefactor was being shown around a hospital.

 

During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

 

"Oh my god !" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful".

 The doctor leading the tour explainedto her , "I'm very sorry you were exposed to that,

but this man has a serious condition that causes his testicles to rapidly fill with semen.

 If he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh well in that case I guess it's okay." said the woman.

 As they passed the next room they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him."Oh my God, how can that be justified?"Again the doctor explained, "Same illness, better insurance."