Honestly, some folk will take offence at anything....

Honestly, some folk will take offence at anything....

I met a bloke at the bus stop with no legs  this morning. All I said was "How are you getting on?"



Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby.  "Is this yours?" she asked "Probably" said Paddy, "She burns everything else.."


A French girl sent an email to an agony aunt ..... "I am 12 years old and haven't had sex yet.  Do you think my brother might  be gay?"


My missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes and a broken jaw... It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio


A sex therapist has claimed that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears.  Personally I think that it's bollocks.


They reckon that beer contains female hormones.  I think they're right, 'cos after eight pints I talk crap and can't drive.


A vicar booking into a hotel asked the receptionist "Is the porn channel in my room disabled" "No" she replied "it's just regular porn, you sick bastard"


A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.  I said "How can you tell them apart?"  He said "Easy, her brother's got a moustache."