Love This Story

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and
knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her
how many children she had and their ages. She said, 'Les'
see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two.
And the twins, Seth and Beth, they're twenty-six. And the
twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four . '

'Hold on!' said the census taker, 'Did you get twins EVERY
time?'

The woman answered, ' Heck no, there were hundreds of
times we didn't get nothin.'