They Taxed ME!

A little old lady was going a bit senile. She got to xmas and realised she didn't have enough money for presents for her grandchildren, so she wrote a letter adressed to God London Office.

Dear God,

Due to the fact there has been no substantial pension increase AGAIN! I find myself a little short for buying christmas presents for my grandchildren. I wonder if you could help me out and send me £500.

With Love
Agnes

When the London sorting office read the letter they passed it to downing street and eventually Tony Blair got it.Feeling a little guilty at the next cabinet meeting he had a whip round for the old woman and got £250 which was sent to the old woman. Three weeks later God was sent this reply

Dear God,

Thank you ever so much for the money, I know you sent me £500 but Tony blair and his robbing swines taxed me 50%, but the kids got presents anyway!

Agnes