Guts vs Balls

         
       
Men  should learn the medical distinction between having 
guts and  having  balls. 
        
We've all heard about people having guts or  balls, but do you 
really know the difference between  them?  
       
In an effort to keep  you  informed the definitions are listed 
below: 
       
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a  night out with the 
guys, being met by your wife with a broom, 
and  having the guts to ask: 
         
"Are you still cleaning,  or are you flying somewhere!" 
BALLS - Is coming home  late after a night out with the 
guys, 

smelling of perfume and  beer,
lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having
the balls to say: 
       
"You're next, Chubby."    
         
I  hope this clears up any confusion on the  definitions.  
      
Medically speaking there  is no difference in the outcome.

Both

result in  death.