The Life And Times Of Octupussy, starring Angelina Jolie?

  

According to The National Enquirer, Angelina Jolie was left flabbergasted after a “top Hollywood film producer” approached her with an offer to portray Mommy fanatic in a proposed story about the Jolie deadringer’s controversial rise to noterity. Suleman, who is single, unemployed and facing foreclosure, has become the subject of public scorn in recent weeks after giving birth to the world’s first surviving set of octuplets while depending on the charity of strangers–and taxpayers–to care for her brood.

“It’s a great dramatic role,” the producer chided. “…The woman even looks exactly like you!”

“She’s such a complicated character! And think of the HUGE publicity.”

Angelina, who has been rumored to be “creeped out” by Octomom turned the film bigwig down flat, reportedly retorting: “Are you kidding? No! No, NO…..Final Answer!”

Well so much for that.

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