SURVIVOR TEXAS STYLE

 
Due to the popularity  of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled,  Survivor, Texas-Style.

 
 
The contestants will  all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to  Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El  Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock , and Amarillo . From there they will go on  to Abilene , Fort Worth , and finally back to Dallas .

 
 
Each will be driving  a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: “I Love the Dixie Chicks,”  “Boycott Beef,” “I Voted for Obama,” “George Strait Sucks,” “Hillary in 2012,”  and “I’m here to confiscate your guns.”

 
 
The first one to make  it back to Dallas alive wins.