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If obscure sports references are in vogue, how about the high-spending but (currently) poorly-performing Manchester City Football Club, in North-West England.

One day, the manager, Mark Hughes, strikes up casual conversation with the groundsman. He says, "The pitch is growing well."

"So it ought to" replies the groundsman. "You put two and a half million quids' worth of shit on it every weekend."

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