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Manchester United footballer and the star of many homo's dreams, Cristiano Ronaldo, completely annihilated his £200,000 Ferrari in a car crash earlier today. The eyebrow deities were with Cristiano, because he walked away with all his brow hairs perfectly in place. You know he has his precious brows insured.

The crash happened around 10:30 this morning while Cristiano was driving through a tunnel in Manchester. For some strange reason, he hit the side of the wall, sending the barrier and his car parts flying across the road. This is probably what happened: Cristiano got a glimpse of his sexy self in the rearview mirror, causing grease to explode from his every pore which made the break pedal a little oily and then...well... you know what happened next. It's dangerous being that gorgeous.

Cristiano pretty much sweats liquid gold, so The Sun says he's just going to write off the car. The price of the Ferrari is what he makes every other week. Eh.

A £200,000 Ferrari can be replaced with the kick of a ball, but having stunning eyebrows that make people get on their knees and pray is irreplaceable.

 

Ronaldo ómeiddur eftir umferðarslys

Athugasemdir

[Jason Orri (IP-tala skráð) 8.1.2009 kl. 18:30]

of mikið af make-up á andlitinu hans. hann er eins og stelpa

[Ómar Ingi, 8.1.2009 kl. 18:40]

Hann er nú hálfgerð stúlka allvega þar til hann fer í alvöru lið