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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday  
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his  
girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought
out a $5,000 ring. The old man said,'No, I'd like to see something  
more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and  
brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000'  
the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with  
excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,  

'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll  
write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds  
and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.There's no money in  
that account.'


'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'
 All Seniors Aren't Senile.