Ekki alveg í lagi hann Blanni

Street illusionist-stunt fiend David Blaine embarked on his 60-hour project to hang upside over Wollman Rink in Central Park. While doctors say his head won't explode from doing The Dive of Death (as it's called for his ABC special), he could very well go blind. Last week, at a press conference with Donald Trump (Trump operates Wollman Rink), Blaine demonstrated his upside-down hanging skills. He told reporters he stopped eating a week ago, "I dropped twenty pounds, which makes it easier on the body and I don't have to go to the bathroom number two." Like his Lincoln Center fishbowl stunt, he will be using a catheter. As for the reason why, he said, "The point of all these things is I think we can endure much more than we think we can. Like, I think we can take everything – we can turn our world upside down, but we can still endure because human beings are amazing." The Donald agreed, "I have learned from David. You would really think that some of the things he’s done are not physically or mentally possible. You can do things in your own mind that you don’t think you can do.

 

This morning in NYC's Central Park, David Blaine was hung six stories in the air for his latest and stupidest stunt. David will hang upside down for the next 60 hours straight. When the 60 hours are up, he will do something called a "death dive" to the ground. This is the first and last time you will ever see the words "David Blaine and hung" in the same sentence.

Doctors tell ABC News that David's head won't pop off his body (rats!), but he could have a stroke or go blind. David is hooked up to a catheter for all his needs. Please let that catheter explode all over his face.

I say we get a group together, go down to Central Park and take throwing rocks at the douche pinata. You know what? Eff that. I'm sure he's only stuffed with dirty douche water and butt pebbles.

Here's David with Kelly Ripa in Central Park this morning. Kelly's crotch is definitely going through some messed up shit in these pictures.

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