This is funny... Enjoy!

Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It
seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been
able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day,
they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their
first legal drink.

So when Bubba's 21st birthday came a round, he and his pal Jim
 Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the
 boat ... and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him
to safety.

 Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother.
'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross
 the lake like my pappy, his father, and his father before him?'
 
Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said,
 'Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were
 born in January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you
dumbass'.
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