Joke

 

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her
Vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too  loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the
Surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she  found 3 roses
Carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged,  she immediately calls  in the doctor.  'I thought I asked you not
To tell  anyone about my  operation!'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
That the first rose was from him:
'I felt sad  because you went through  this all by yourself.'

'The second rose is from my nurse  She assisted me  in the surgery and
Empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose ?' she asked.

'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit.  He  wanted to thank you for
His new ears.'