5.9.2008 | 08:38
The Worst Age
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old.
"You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand
at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you
can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on the toilet
all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "80 is the worst age of all!"
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse
on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 70-year-old.
"No, I crap every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this
straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30.
So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00!"
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Athugasemdir
Rosalega eiga menn erfitt meš aš remixa Waterfall, hef ekki heyrt neitt sem nįlgast orginallinn.
En Omm, djöfull er žetta magnaš lag !!!!
śffff
Žóršur Helgi Žóršarson, 5.9.2008 kl. 08:44
Ég er žér 100% Sammįla , setti žaš bara inn vegna žess aš žaš minnir mig į Originalin sem er jį MAGNAŠ lag.
Ómar Ingi, 5.9.2008 kl. 08:46
tķhķhķhķhķ
alva (IP-tala skrįš) 5.9.2008 kl. 08:46
Góšur!
Žorsteinn Mar Gunnlaugsson, 5.9.2008 kl. 10:11
Ekki var langt lišiš į tķmabiliš žegar Rafa Benķtez stjóri Liverpool kastaši hvķta handklęšinu. Segir hann liš sitt eiga litla möguleika į titlinum mešan önnur félög eyši miklu meiri peningum ķ leikmenn.
Bendir Benķtez į aš Liverpool hafi oršiš aš lįta sér nęgja Albert Riera aš undanförnu mešan keppinautarnir hafi keypt menn į borš viš Robinho og Berbatov sem bįšir eru žrefalt dżrari en hinn spęnski Riera.
„Aušvitaš reynum viš okkar besta en ašdįendur okkar verša aš gera sér ljóst aš United, Chelsea og City hafa eytt miklum fjįrhęšum. Aš auki er Aston Villa sterkara félag og aldrei mį gleyma hęfileikarķku liši Arsenal.“
Boša slķkar yfirlżsingar vart gott fyrir Benķtez sem er undir talsveršri pressu frį stušningsmönnum aš nį einhverjum įrangri heimafyrir en til žess hefur hann fengiš allnokkur tękifęri įn žess aš nokkuš enskt glingur hafi komiš ķ
Žóršur Helgi Žóršarson, 5.9.2008 kl. 11:36
Benitez bara strax byrjašur aš afsaka lišiš hahahaha
Kristjįn Helgi (IP-tala skrįš) 5.9.2008 kl. 13:50
hahahaha ég ętla stela honum ok?
Elķn Sigrķšur Grétarsdóttir, 5.9.2008 kl. 16:00
Ekki mįliš Ella
Ómar Ingi, 5.9.2008 kl. 16:17
Bęta viš athugasemd [Innskrįning]
Ekki er lengur hęgt aš skrifa athugasemdir viš fęrsluna, žar sem tķmamörk į athugasemdir eru lišin.