Hann segir , en hún segir ekki neitt en vinir hennar segja ........

Over the weekend, John Mayer opened up his tampon lips and started blabbing about his break-up with Jennifer Aniston to the paparazzi. He said that he's the one that ended it and that nobody cheated, lied or blah...blah..blah...insert douche lingo here....blah...blah....

According to one of Jennifer Aniston's "friends," she's not going to talk about the relationship or how it ended. The friend told MSNB's The Scoop, “Jen will never kiss and tell, but it’s she who ended the relationship. (Mayer's) childish behavior only confirms she was right to dump him. Now he’s acting like a spoiled child. Expect Jen to behave like a lady.” I fucking love that. Jen's not going to talk about it, but if you really must know....

The friend said Jen broke up with him for a couple of reasons:

1: He's an attention whore - “He has a relationship with certain paparazzi (and) bloggers. He tips them off. He loves the attention. Jen didn’t want to believe it was happening, but it was, and she has no tolerance for that.”

2: He's cheap as fuck - “Cobwebs come flying out of (Mayer's) wallet when he opens it. John liked living like a movie star when he was with her. ... Jen would never say anything, but you could tell it irritated her.”

A movie star?! What movie star are we talking about exactly? I'm impressed that cobwebs come flying out of his wallet! He should do that trick at his concerts. It would be a lot more entertaining than his music.

And you know that when Jen found out John was talking about her ass, she immediately told her friend, "Oh my god! What did he say? Did he say he loved me? No don't tell me. Did he say I was pretty? No I don't want to know. Should I call him? Should I go over there. Ugh. Forget it. Hand me the Breyer's and just stroke my head." She totally said that all in one breath.

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