Funny Stuff You Don't Want To Hear During The Surgery

  

# Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

# I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

# Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

# Someone call the janitor! We're going to need a mop!

# Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

# Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.

# Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

# Don't tell me you forgot to bring the anatomy book!

# Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

# Damn! There go the lights again...

# What's this doing here?

 

# That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

# Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie..

# Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

# Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

# Sterile, schemerle. The floor's clean, right?

# What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?

# I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.

# Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"

# That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?

# Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving.

# Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards?

# Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse!

# Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.

# OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

# This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

# This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

# Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

# Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

# She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

# Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

# Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

# Isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?