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 Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

---On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

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On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

---On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

---On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.

---On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

---On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

---On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

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On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

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On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.

---On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

---On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

---On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

---On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

---On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

---On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.