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During Amy Wino's tour de trainwreck performance at Glastonbury yesterday, she called Kanye West a "cunt" during one of her songs. I refreshed his blog all night, hoping he would deliver another CAPS-filled rant. He did not do this. He posted this shit instead. Hey, at least it's in all CAPS. He didn't disappoint me there. Hopefully, Kanye was so fucking mad that he threw his MacBook Air out of the window while posting. Wait, do MacBook Airs fly? If they don't, Apple needs to get on that.

Below is the video of Wino singing "I'm not openiiiing for a cunt like Kaaaaaanyeeeeeee-aaa-eeeee." It's at the 2-minute mark. Bitches need to watch and learn. This is how you do it! This is how you entertain.

Duck! There's a crackie bomb head our way! Actually, it's a piece of gum, but it's been inside Wino's mouth which means it's a crackie bomb. Wino launched her gum at the audience during her set at Glastonbury today. Expect to see that little jewel on eBay. That's not funny, because Hazmat should have rushed in and confiscated that toxic shit.

Wino was back to her old tricks tonight! During her set, she shouted Blaaake a million times and told the crowd he's getting out in to weeks. Bitch doesn't know what she's talking about. She could say that water is wet and I still wouldn't believe her crackie ass. When Wino mentioned Blaaaake, the crowd booed and she responded, "Don't boo. I'll find your phone and ring your mum and tell them about your bad manners. Manners cost you nothing."

The best part was when Wino went into the audience and elbowed a bitch and then tried to punch their ass. Luckily, Steve from Jerry Springer was there to break it up. Seriously, that dude looks just like Steve.