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 DATING RITUALS

 
WHITE WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.

 


IRISH WOMEN

FirstDate: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

 

ITALIAN WOMEN
 

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurantt

Se cond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and
meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and she insist on a
3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of
having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN
 

First
Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

 

CHINESE WOMEN
 

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized
nothing is going to happen.

 

INDIAN WOMEN
 

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.


BLACK WOMEN
 

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

 

MEXICAN WOMEN
 

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his
girlfriend,
her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,  her father's
girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three
kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in
your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio
Grande.


 

The POINT?
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN!!!!!!