ITALIAN BUSINESS SCHOOL

> Luigi (father): "I want you to marry a girl of my
> choice"
>
> Son:  "'I will choose my own bride!!!"
>
> Luigi:  "But the girl is Bill Gates'
> daughter.."
>
> Son:  "Well, in that case... ok"
>
> Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.
>
> Luigi: "'I have a husband for your
> daughter..."
>
> Bill Gates: "'But my daughter is too young to
> marry!!!!!"
>
> Luigi:  "But this young man is a vice-president of the
> World Bank"
>
> Bill Gates: "'Ah, in that case...ok"
>
> Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.
>
> Luigi:  "I have a young man to be recommended as a
> vice-president"
>
> President: "'But I already have more
> vice-presidents than I need!"
>
> Luigi: "'But this young man is Bill Gates'
> son-in-law"
>
> President:  "Ah, in that case. .ok"
>
>
>
> And that, my friends, is how Italians do business.