I think you’ll like this one…..

To rent or buy?
The math's on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship(and
being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up
costing him
$26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an
hour. Crazy, right?

But... Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've
paid $7.3 million for an hour of pomping every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot sweetness, no begging, no
coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs
around you, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, sheLeaves 
when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another
round.

All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Is it just me, or is it better to rent?

Athugasemdir

[Gunnar Helgi Eysteinsson, 4.6.2008 kl. 11:28]