An arab at the airport:

  

-Name ?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex ?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no...I mean male or female ?
-Male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow !
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile ?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style !
-Oh dear !
-No, no! Deer run too fast...