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Potentially or Realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the 
difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a 
moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt 
for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad 
Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with 
Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from 
that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad 
Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We 
could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a 
great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you 
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! 
I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?" 
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt 
for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how 
much a million bucks would buy?" The boy considered the answers for a few 
days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the 
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million 
Dollars.............. but Realistically,......... we're living with two 
Sluts and a Gay