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How do you know ET is a Catholic? ......

.........he f.u.cking looks like one!!

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 Fifty Celtic fans are killed in a motorway pile up. They all arrive together at the pearly gates. They ask Peter " Can we get in please we are all good Celtic supporters" "Dunno I'll need to go and ask the boss if you can all get in" says Peter. God tells Peter to only let 1 in at a time to be interviewed. Peter returns a few minutes later and says " They're gone" God says "What all 50 of them"     "No" says Peter "The pearly gates are gone."