Besti Bush spaugið so far

George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road one  night
when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.

Bush told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the
owners what had happened.

About 1 hour later Bush sees his driver staggering back to the car with
a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all
ripped and torn.

'What happened to you', asked Bush.The Driver says, 'Well, the Farmer
gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19 year old
daughter made mad passionate love to me'.

'My God, what did you tell them', asks Bush.The driver replied, 'I told
them I'm George Bush's driver, and I just killed the pig'.