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   A Short Love Story

       A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both
       married to
       other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping
       room on a
       Trans-continental train.

       Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
       they were
       both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

       He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

       At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
       saying,
       "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
       reach into
       the closet to get me a second blanket?
       I'm awfully cold."

       "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
       pretend that
       we're married."

       "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

       "Good," she replied. "Get your own f......ing blanket."

       After a moment of silence, he farted.