Spaghetti

A wealthy Italian man by the name of Elvin was having  an affair with

an Italian woman for several years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she told him that she was

pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a

large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the

child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also

provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked

how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told

her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.

He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh,

just give it to me and I'll explain it" he said.

The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and

fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with

meatballs, one without."