401-Keg Plan

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now |

be worth $49.00.                                                        

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With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.    

 

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.                 

                                                                         

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00|

left                                                                                                                                             

                                                                         But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans                                        

for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.          

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink      

heavily and recycle.                                                     |

                                                                         

It's called the 401-Keg Plan