Never a Dull Moment

Britney Spears pirate Halloween costume is being auctioned on eBay. Waitress Nicole Calvin swapped costumes with Britney in a bathroom stall of the West Hollywood bar where she works plans to give a portion of the proceeds to the Make A Wish Foundation.

Despite feverish protests denying any third pregnancy for birthday girl Britney Spears, NOTW has now hopped aboard the In Touch Weekly bandwagon, claiming the pop star is, in fact pregnant, but not by producer J.R Rotem.

The British tab says Britney ended up in the family way after a seedy affair with a backup dancer identified only as ‘Chuck.’

“She’s very angry that it has come out like this. She’s shocked because the pregnancy is the last thing she needs right now,” a spy spilled to the mag.