There U Have it

  1. If you’re over 40 and you still have a ’six-pack’ stomach, you’re
     gay. This can only be because you haven’t drunk enough beer with your
     mates, instead you’ve spend your free time using leather pants, doing
     sit-ups, aerobics and followed some trendy diets.
  2. If you have a cat, you’re definitely a gay. Cat is like a dog but
     gay. It cleans itself all the time, has a gentle touch and it mews to
     get food. And think about how you call a dog… “ Killer, HERE! I said
     get your rotten arse over here you stupid dog!” And then think how
     you call a cat… “ Kitty, kitty, come to papa, come, ksss, ksss.”
     Jesus! You are rightfully categorised as gay!
  3. If you like to suck lollipops, ice-cream etc, you’re definitely a
     gay. The only thing hetero male sucks is a grilled steak and tits. If
     you’ve found yourself thinking of sucking something else, you’re gay.
  4. If you refuse to take a shit in a public toilet or having a leak in a
     car park, it’s possible that you’re turning gay. For hetero male the
     whole world is a toilet!
  5. If you drink anything else than regular coffee, you’re gay! Hetero
     male is never heard ordering ‘latte’ or espresso. If at any point in
     your life you’ve tasted ‘latte’ (or any other gay drink) It’s sure
     that your lips have been around something masculine.
  6. If you know more than 6 basic colours, or any other desserts than
     cake and ice-cream, you are most definitely gay. Real men have
     limited places in their memory for these things, meaning that it just
     covers those mentioned above. If you know what ‘chartreuse’ or
     ‘fressier’ is, you’re gay. Furthermore, if you can name more fabric
     types than cotton and polyester, you like the brown stuff.
  7. If you drive a car both hands in the steering wheel, you’re gay.
     Hetero male puts both hand on the steering wheel only to push horn to
     get rid of slow driving grannies and gays. Otherwise he needs other
     hand to adjust the stereos, eating hamburger, hold a beer or just lay
     it on the gear. Note! If your hand rests on the gear for any other
     reason than changing gears down to accelerate faster, you’re gay,
     because otherwise hand lays only on his own ‘gear’.
  8.  If you don’t send this to everyone you know, because you are afraid
     that you might hurt their feelings, guess what... you are GAY!!! 

Athugasemdir

[Bryndís R (IP-tala skráð) 27.11.2007 kl. 15:56]

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